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'Who'd be a ref? Rugby and football are a class apart'

15 February 2023
'Who'd be a ref? Rugby and football are a class apart'

Secret Thinker spent his weekend watching sport, and was shocked by what he witnessed.

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'Post Covid cold? Get over it!'

08 February 2023
'Post Covid cold? Get over it!'

Our columnist says it's time to get back to normal once and for all post Covid.

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'I uncovered scam after sitting next to dog on plane'

25 January 2023
'I uncovered scam after sitting next to dog on plane'

Secret Thinker says he's uncovered a scam after sitting next to a spaniel on a flight to the US.

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'Men shouldn't be forced to attend births - it's too much for them'

17 January 2023
'Men shouldn't be forced to attend births - it's too much for them'

Secret Thinker says not enough attention is given to men during emotionally draining childbirth.

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'NHS is unaffordable luxury that needs to be broken up'

10 January 2023
'NHS is unaffordable luxury that needs to be broken up'

Secret Thinker says it's time to scrap sentimentality about the NHS and break it up before it's too late.

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'Why be scared of dentist? I fell asleep in chair'

03 January 2023
'Why be scared of dentist? I fell asleep in chair'

Secret Thinker broke the Christmas monotony with one of his true pleasures, a trip to the dentists.

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'I hate cats - here's why'

26 December 2022
'I hate cats - here's why'

Secret Thinker has had enough of cats and may need to take matters into his own hands.

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'No wonder kids are fat – they're wrapped in cotton wool'

20 December 2022
'No wonder kids are fat – they're wrapped in cotton wool'

Kids are being molly-coddled – it's no wonder they're so overweight and lethargic, says the Secret Thinker.

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'Lazy people could lose use of legs due to overuse of mobility scooters'

13 December 2022
'Lazy people could lose use of legs due to overuse of mobility scooters'

Mobility scooters are being overused in Britain to the extent people's health is at risk, says the Secret Thinker.

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'Sight of two women peeing in street was a first'

06 December 2022
'Sight of two women peeing in street was a first'

The sight of two women holding an unconventional and very public race was a first for Secret Thinker, but he reckons it raises an important point.

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